We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just had sex on a roof
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