i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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