like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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