Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Randomize
