Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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