Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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