iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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