I hope mine doesn't look like that
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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