fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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