Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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