Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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