fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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