doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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