Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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