and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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