You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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