He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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