I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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