My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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