i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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