stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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