Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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