She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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