so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
