Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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