Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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