Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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