Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Green mimosas i think yes
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
tell me about the fingering
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