if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
home. puking in laundry basket.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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