thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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