I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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