Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
