I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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