at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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