if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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