The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
there is glitter all over my balls
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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