maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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