why didn't you poke me back
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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