yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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