you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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