i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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