hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I want to fling myself into the sun
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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