doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
now i know why i became what i already was.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
