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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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