He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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