if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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