Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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