If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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