so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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