just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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