Sponge bath it is.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Randomize
