One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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